Transportation to the inn |
By chemotaxi |
Accommodations |
At special REDOX rates. You’ll like the atmosphere
here. Incubation chambers with flexible climate controls.
Single cell isolation quarters available but most of our guests
prefer to colonize with relatives or symbionts. We are the
only inn which is proud of its bedbugs. |
What to wear |
Informal—wear your genes. |
Food and drink |
Cocktails in the New Brewer Jar Lounge. Order a flask of
your favorite brew. You will be seated on one of our stools.
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Dining |
Our experienced maitre d’, P. stuarti, has
been plating for years. Let him help you select one or more
delicious substrates for your enzyme enjoyment. |
Room service |
Order one of our specialties, served on an attractive platelet. |
Beauty shop |
On the premises. Flagella shampooed and set. For a new
self, have your DNA transformed. Try our luciferase facial—you’ll
leave the shop with a glow on. |
Recreational facilities |
Swimming pool with a slide. Wear your own flagella. No
chlorine in the water. On warm days, have a wild ride in our
refrigerated merry-go-round. Hit a few protoplasts with our
calibrated loops on the new courts. |
Entertainment Nightly |
Discussion groups (guaranteed to cause a ferment) will
be formed on such topics as
- Finding the perfect host
- Should sexual conjugation with wild types be permitted
before cloning?
- How to avoid taxon changes by ASM committees
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